The Great Lawnmower Rebellion
Marvin Penson stood at attention on his meticulously manicured front lawn, clipboard in hand, surveying the neighborhood with the stern gaze of a military commander. His eyes narrowed as he spotted a moving truck rumbling down Maple Lane, kicking up dust and scattering leaves across freshly mowed grass. “Unacceptable,” he muttered, making a note to send a strongly worded email to the moving company about proper road etiquette in residential areas. ...